June 2012
13 posts
The Day The Heart Turned Cold
I remember it sharply like a winter morning
The moment you step out of the front door
And the frozen air first hits your face Making you wince and recoil
Turning your cheeks blush red
The heat is sapped from your breath
Like the very words freeze in front of your eyes
Wanting to turn around and go back inside
And knowing there is nothing else you can do
But step out and face the harsh bite...
Meeting Lady Gaga
Gaga: Hi sweetie!
Me:
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Police: So she just died?
Gaga: Basically.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! i hate my job. and I AM SO GODDAMN BORED. I rang up stuff for Joss Whedon who sent his assistant to pick the shit up. Everyone at my job are fucking idiots because apparently I’m the only one that knows who Joss Whedon is -____-… I’m also fucking starving. WHY DO I NEED TO EAT! I just want to be skinny. But I also want to eat mounds of pasta and...
May 2012
115 posts
Sometimes....
I feel like I need to be a full time lesbian.
8 tags
Me: I want to read that one book that has a movie coming out with Leo Dicaprio, what’s it called?
Mandy: The Great Gatsby?! it’s one of my favorites.
Me: YES! That’s it! What’s it about?
Mandy: To be honest, I don’t even know. But its one of my favorites. I just remember the girl being cool.
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I’ve been listening to songs like “I believe I can Fly”…”Do you believe in love after love” ….”How do I live Without You”…”Jitterbug”….”I knew I Loved You Before I met You”… and every song you love/ hate from the 80’s, 90’s, 00’s… Pretty sure everybody at work wants to murder me.
what, what in the butt.
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed...
– Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography (via grrrlstudies)